"Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to."

jaythenerdkid (via escapedgoat)

"it’s a competition none of us agreed to"  I want to give the author of this quote the hardest dap ever. 

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tinmanmatt:

Don’t tell me what to do, soup

tinmanmatt:

Don’t tell me what to do, soup

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cyclopsrose:

Pwned

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warpedxreality:

chinlesscharles:

this show is legitimately why I’m so weird

That mummy legit gave me nightmares when that episode came out

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me: damn its hot as fuck outside
me: *wears all black*
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“i made these”

“i made these”

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ruinedchildhood:

Spongebob is the mother fuckin devil

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dreamingof-escaping:

godotal:

hkirkh:

Confused husky pup

He’s not expressing confusion, he’s tilting his head for better sound localization. While having an ear on each side of the head is good for lateral echolocation, tilting the head so that the ears are offset gives it vertical depth.

Thank you science side of tumblr

dreamingof-escaping:

godotal:

hkirkh:

Confused husky pup

He’s not expressing confusion, he’s tilting his head for better sound localization. While having an ear on each side of the head is good for lateral echolocation, tilting the head so that the ears are offset gives it vertical depth.

Thank you science side of tumblr

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thank you Bathtub Barracuda.

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sh4ne:

robin thicke

sh4ne:

robin thicke

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